so spank me i dont brush my teeth after every meal

 

so this idea struck me, why not write a ridiculously long sentence with these huge words that i am sure several of us have never seen or probably will never see again. and i tried it on a friend and i said to myself......self "this is a brilliant idea"(but i don't know if you have realized I have failed at this already).  so here we go again with another long sentence telling us the virtue of brushing our teeth after every meal, so you go to the dentist every 6 months or so and are constantly reminded to brush twice a day and not to mention floss (i mean who likes flossing, all that standing in the mirror action and this string cutting off circulation to your poor fingers) as this will prevent cavities then they finally finish that sentence (thankfully theirs isn't as ridiculously long as this) with "as well as after every meal" then you say to yourself......self is she serious does she seriously expect me to brush after every time I eat

then it hits you its one of these things you do in the ideal world, or maybe a land called perfect where everyone flosses daily and brushes their teeth after every meal and women walk around wearing black and white polka dot dresses and men wear white suits perhaps they even do their gardening in these suits that never get dirty because this is,  perfect......and better yet the kids brush their teeth after every meal (interesting though even in perfect with brushing those teeth several times daily those pearly whites still ain't all that pearly)

now every time i have something to do that i feel obligated to do i wonder do i really have to do it as i don't live in perfect and few things are perfect in this world if any (perhaps not, cheesecake is the perfect desert, your free to disagree but i say it's so!!). well this long sentences thing was a perfect experiment (there we go with perfect again) but it just came to an end (you didn't notice that full stop up there did you?)

note well kids this is not a discourse to tell you not to brush those pearly whites twice a day....hell yea brush them after every meal and don't forget that flossing!!!!