Thursday, May 29, 2008

A cou cou stick is more durable than love

 

So recently I have been reading one of Austin Clarke's books and I read this line and thought that it would be a most triumphant return to blogging after a week of a lazily doin.......you guessed it. NOTHING.

Therefore as an accomplished UWI student (or something like it), it would be in my best interest to reference the book to which I am referring, using nothing but the best practices to state all the works cited.  But as I am on vacation, i'm gettin away from all that, and since I'm only talking about 1 line in 1 book I'll just tell you the title. 

only after reading more and more of the chapter on cou cou did i start to understand the striking relationship between cou cou and sex.  perhaps that's why he makes such stark reference to asking a potenial mother in law if their daughter could stir cou cou.  picture me, in a living room of some woman's house on a caned chair picking rice at the dining table, playing 'footsie'  with my potential wife after a lengthy courtship.  then i spring the question, leaving all ambivalence behind, "can your daughter stir cou cou, a smooth mellow cou cou?"

then there are those first few seconds of silence, (you know what i mean, that point where you sit and wonder did they hear me. should i repeat, supposed they did and are just in shock at how wuthless this boy is) and she then tells you.....she can stir a mean cou cou.

thankfully though those days are gone, way back in the days of old. Now one can find out what type of cou cou she can stir long before you even get married.....for some the cou cou is a deciding factor about marriage (but then again Clarke did say that).

[well I guess the moral of this story is don't  give me a culinary memoir to read and expect him to be uninspired.]

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

congrats to ellen

 

so just the other day my favourite TV personality, Ellen, announced that she was getting married to her (what i guess is going to be her life long partner, Portia) so, here is a big congrats to Ellen.  lets just hope that some day I will find that special woman, just like Ellen has.  and as one could only imagine a wedding with two women should be pretty interesting and should bring a whole new dimension to the conventional wedding drama........but with Ellen i don't think that there will be any unneeded drama though; and even if there is she will make tonnes of fun at it.  and in doin so keep all of us (her favourite viewers falling off the edge of our seats with laughter).....well we'll all wait and see

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

KFC

 

bat

ball

clanking slowly against a global winter

void

as thoughts calculated and sinister...........linger

while licking my finger

Hu

 

7 E+09

with an element that weight it sure is hard to neglect its importance in reactions if only in trace amounts.  but with this sort of mass, imagine its electrostatic force, imagine it as a determinant in every reaction....... this ladies and gentlemen is the human element (Hu) where humans meet the rest of the periodic table only to be investigated and classified based on their properties...... based on their relationships with other humans, other elements, perhaps even earth.

 

the human element where humanity meets science and where science dares to quantify the enigmatic nature of human behaviour.  certainly no periodic table is complete with out the human element the element of error, of faith, of reason and of logic; gathered together in an attempt to understand. Hu

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

jazzy jazz jazz jasmine

 

laziness

yellow pink

surfing dancing swimming

on a wave of passion (who knows maybe for fashion)

jasmine

Monday, May 5, 2008

so what if I am a member of the Sarcasm Society

 

stiff

fiercely potent

looking questioning speaking

I cant stop using

Sarcasm