guess whose back....and it aint slim shady

teeee hee heee hee hee....more to come soon

so spank me i dont brush my teeth after every meal

 

so this idea struck me, why not write a ridiculously long sentence with these huge words that i am sure several of us have never seen or probably will never see again. and i tried it on a friend and i said to myself......self "this is a brilliant idea"(but i don't know if you have realized I have failed at this already).  so here we go again with another long sentence telling us the virtue of brushing our teeth after every meal, so you go to the dentist every 6 months or so and are constantly reminded to brush twice a day and not to mention floss (i mean who likes flossing, all that standing in the mirror action and this string cutting off circulation to your poor fingers) as this will prevent cavities then they finally finish that sentence (thankfully theirs isn't as ridiculously long as this) with "as well as after every meal" then you say to yourself......self is she serious does she seriously expect me to brush after every time I eat

then it hits you its one of these things you do in the ideal world, or maybe a land called perfect where everyone flosses daily and brushes their teeth after every meal and women walk around wearing black and white polka dot dresses and men wear white suits perhaps they even do their gardening in these suits that never get dirty because this is,  perfect......and better yet the kids brush their teeth after every meal (interesting though even in perfect with brushing those teeth several times daily those pearly whites still ain't all that pearly)

now every time i have something to do that i feel obligated to do i wonder do i really have to do it as i don't live in perfect and few things are perfect in this world if any (perhaps not, cheesecake is the perfect desert, your free to disagree but i say it's so!!). well this long sentences thing was a perfect experiment (there we go with perfect again) but it just came to an end (you didn't notice that full stop up there did you?)

note well kids this is not a discourse to tell you not to brush those pearly whites twice a day....hell yea brush them after every meal and don't forget that flossing!!!!

"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law." - Voltaire

 

so i read this quote and it was one of the most interesting things i had ever read  (probably not, but it was up there). and it brought me to wonder if they are any mother-in-laws that don't get a bad rap.......perhaps they really are a few mother who actually like the man that their daughter has brought home. but based on most of the reviews it seems like no mother is ever quite happy with the "stamina daddy" their daughter has brought home. 

i'm sure that Voltaire was onto a bright idea when he coined this statement, unless  the woman marries an already successful man i guess the mother law would always have some element of surprise to any success he encounters.  unless of course she had always had high hope for him (which means she probably liked him and had no reason to think ill thoughts of him) in which case i am sure that even if he doesn't strike it rich she will find some success....like oh they have a child (wow! he was able to do something right.....maybe......sorta kinda).

i conclude though by reiterating that they are many loving mothers in law out there and that this statement jus reflects a select few in the bunch. (or so i am hoping...... jus praying that mine wont be one of these select few)

painting the sky with stars

 

tonight I am painting the sky with stars

tonight ends darkness and becomes illuminated with the passion of small dots of meaning

the gladiators of the night and the protectors of dreams, things that we as kids all had so many of

and as the fights draws to a bloody end we the spectators watch as the sky becomes more and more painted with stars.

taco tikki hut

so after listening to funplex from the B-52's I said lemme think of all the things that B-52 could relate to.....so where else did I turn to but the worlds premier academic source, the stop shop for all, answers any question in a few seconds......wikipedia (with heavenly music, signifying it as the holy grail).

so after checking wikipedia I realized that I was only able to think about 3 out of the 4 possible meanings, not bad (I hope this doesn't make me freaky now in your opinion). so I knew about the band which might I use this opportunity to add is really fly, everyone should get one song from them, even if it is funplex (mind you I only have one song...funplex, therefore here is my personal disclaimer on all other songs), but the band appears to be a classic having started singing long before my birth in the 70's. It's really a surprise they are still allowed to produce music, but hey who's stopping U2 or Motley Crue (they're 80's I think), hopefully you get my point

after that came the next best thing I thought, the B-52 shooter......never had one personally but I have seen pictures of them and seen them prepared before my eyes. wish I could say I saw what they can do (with that tone of impending deathly potency) but I cant so I guess that they are a precursor to something a bit more deathly......perhaps tequila (nawwww)......maybe Bacardi (well there is a novel thought)...or a flaming B52 (maybe that is the where the name came from). so speaking of deadly, BAMM (with that Emeril voice) here is the next B-52, the B-52 bomber. a huge plane by most proportions (even Snoop Doggie Dawg's) that the US military used to bomb their enemies (presumably, I would hate to think they are bombing their allies). most of them are retired now and laying in a desert, after years of meritorious service at war (I mean the planes of course, not the allies).

Lastly, I would say the strangest of the B-52 bunch...... the B52 hairstyle, that's right there is a hairstyle that is named B-52.  this hairstyle also referred to as the beehive, is one of the strangest as apparently it got its name from the aircraft.  I guess the most popular people seen sporting this hairstyle would have to undoubtedly be Marge Simpson (perhaps Marge is more known for her BLUE hair as opposed to beehive style though) and Amy Winehouse (who might well be known for her drug use, fainting spells, run ins with the law or even maybe just maybe her sultry singing)

......and so from one pretty old band which has a great song, I managed to trump up quite a bit of discourse

simple.ology

 

So recently as a toured a local bookstore (oh whatever....don't look so surprised....I do go to bookstores) I saw this interesting book called simple.ology:the simple science of getting what you want. then I said to myself.....self could you imagine a world where I always got what I wanted. I mean it would be way cool, not only would I be typing this blog from my crib (which would be of Snoop Dawg [or optionally Snoop Doggy Dawg] proportions) probably from a diamond encrusted Mac, maybe I would even throw in the circular water bed to boot.  but since the book focuses on more realistic goals I figure lemme just aim for the crib first, all the bling and fame could come afterwards.

don't think for a minute that I have left you out my beloved fans and fair friends, I would ensure you could get daily updates of this blog (as if I had all the money in the world what else would there be to do but blog?......hmm yea there was that idea of saving the world) from your blinged out sidekicks. yup you got all the shizznit right therrr....only doggie style baby (well what I meant is Snoop Doggie Dawg style).

however after reality has set in I said, well here's a realistic goal we can all work towards, and perhaps someday we will actually save the world indeed.

Its been a good month for music

 

after having 3 killer playlists for the past 3 weeks I think that June is like the month for music....... let's see we had the release of the Fratellis album, NERD, Coldplay and so many hot singles and releases that it is redefining my musical experience (not mention several other experience for me). to start with the most personally anticipated of the bunch for me the Fratellis album.....this was far from a disappointment, it had the usual pop hippy songs (just like The Wombats) that I had come to fall so in love with (their like soundtracks for life). particularly my favourite has come to be Mistress Mabel which happened to be their first single and the one that I have been listening to longest....but next to that absolutely smoking hit has to be songs like Acid Jazz Singer, Tell Me a Lie and Milk and Honey.  so the next album that was had a few songs on the past few playlists was Viva la Vida, a really good album or so I am told but I have to admit the actual song Viva la Vida got an amazing 14 plays in the one week it was on the playlist (of near Green Day proportions) however, Violet Hill which was equally as good made it on the weekly playlist about two weeks prior to that. NERD the unexpected lot in the whole bunch were a pleasant surprise with my absolute favourite on that album being a spunky, sorta edgy groove called Time for Some Action.....which its intro puts me starkly in mind of Longview by Green Day.